I woke up this morning to find myself chained to the temple and looking around to see the city, "I had been for some hours extremely pressed by the necessities of nature; which was no wonder, it being almost two days since I had last disburthened myself." So I did – but I’ll Spare you the details. The emperor and several nobility came to offer me Some of their food and Drink (See Picture); ten liquor vessels and twenty carts full of meat; they Tried to talk to me and I tried to respond, then tried again, and again, and again in eight different languages, but they never understood Me. If only I had a Lilliput Dictionary! (See Other Picture)
I then Solidified my standing as an honorable being by Breaking the bonds of the six men that shot at me only moments Before. The people of the court were surprised and proud of my Good manners! As night fell, the emperor and his men brought for my comfort six-hundred common beds to make one for my size.
Word spread quickly that I was in Lilliput, and people started to visit me as if I Was an exhibit on display. Meanwhile the Emperor and his royal people decided what to do about my presence. They realized that I was both costly and time Consuming; and so they agreed to give me my liberty if I swore allegiance with the emperor and his kingdom. However before granting me my Freedom, they underwent a search of my person to discover any secrets that I was hiding from them. They found my Scymiter, revolver, and watch but missed my spectacles, which I kept Out of sight. haha.
Check out my cool adventure from Lilliput:
"http://www.pdcomedy.com/Cartoons/GulliversTravels/ItsAHapHapHappyDay.html"
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